Thank-you for visiting,

It’s great to have you here -

It’s nice to meet others

With such a great ear!

But don’t leave, not now,

That would be such a shame!

(Considering you’ve managed

To stumble onto my very secret game).

I’m looking forward to meeting you, insert your name!

So comb your hair, straighten your tie,

And get a handle on your composure

As we set out to play (drumroll, please):

“GET TO KNOW THE COMPOSER!”

I’m sorry it’s pretentious

But it’s just a bit of fun

(Though I wouldn’t promise it’s worth it

When all is said and done)

Now - within the pages of this site

Some clues lay hidden in - - -.-.

wait…

How rude…

Where ARE my manners…

Won’t you?

…

You will!?

Well that’s just great!

Now as I was saying…

Within the pages on this site,

Some silly riddles lay hidden in wait.

Note carefully each of the answers you write,

For the key is the start of clues 1-4-7-3-6-2-5-8.

And in the rarest of cases where you’re not up to my pranks,

Don’t fret, as you still have -

My sincerest of thanks,

pre{r}amble